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Yes, we are like totally organic. I

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want begonias. Uh, some orchids.

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Oh, what are those?There you

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go, fresh blintzes.

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Blintzes?I love blintzes.

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It's a bag, baby.

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Sports scent deodorant.

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Mint toothpaste.

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A hint of ionized oxygen.

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Static. Guess I'd

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better stay downwind next time.

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Ohh Roger that, Air

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Command. We are in pursuit of the bogey

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and closing in.

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Man, I'm being jacked by Probie.

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I got game, boiler, any game. Over you,

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you see, scramble your brain. Hey, you

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wondering why you're falling so fast as I

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reach the sky. Let's see. So far, I

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got you down for robbery, vandalism, and

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excessive cruelty to produce. Anything

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else you want to add?

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Where am I?What is this place?You

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guys! Stay cool, man.

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Kingor! Hot shot!

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Hot streak, jerk! Now,

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now, we can't blame Ferret for being a

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bit disoriented.

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The Joker!So

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formal. Call me Uncle Jay.

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Everyone does. What are you doing here?

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Such a sad story. You see,

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things got a bit uncomfortable for me

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back home. Thanks to a cranky bat, my

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cadre of cronies were cast in the clink.

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Suddenly I was set adrift. Not a friend

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in the world. Then I realized

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Dakota's just lousy with fun young

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people like you.

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So I decided to pop in and scare up some

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new recruits. Look, Joker,

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Uncle Jay, I appreciate you saving me and

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all, but I I don't think I'm what you're

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looking for. Thanks anyway. Don't be

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stupid, man. Oh, yeah.

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This is the big leagues. I don't care.

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This guy is totally creeping me out.

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Well, I certainly don't want you to feel

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uncomfortable, ferret. Though it will

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be a shame to lose you and your

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power.

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Acute sense of smell, isn't it?Yeah,

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I hate, hate, hate, hate.

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What's happening to him?I'm seeing to it

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that he leaves us on a happy note.

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Although the police sealed off the area,

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the metahuman ferret managed to escape.

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You're not eating?Nuh-uh. Good.

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More for me.

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It doesn't make sense. Why would anybody

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help fare it?And what made all those

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balloons explode?Too much hot

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air?And police are still

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investigating today's bizarre hijacking

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at the East Side Fire Station. By the

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time we got downstairs, they had taken

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two of our biggest rigs. Why would anyone

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steal a fire truck?

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The heat is on, gang.

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Heat is on?Oh, this guy kills me.

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Only if you don't do what he says.

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OK, boys, make Papa

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proud.

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Where's the fire?Right here, old man.

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Hit the floor, now! Loud

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noises get on my nerves. Everything gets

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on your nerves, man. Hey, I've gotissues.

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All units, bank alarm at Dakota First

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National.

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Fly boy at 2:00. You heard her,

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kitties. Let's not be greeny.

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Looks like the fire department better

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rethink its hiring policy.

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This is almost too easy.

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Fire's out, kids. Time to go home.

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Not your best moment.

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What's so funny?

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Missing you?What does that mean?

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He seems to be stabilizing, but call me

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if his condition worsens.

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What did this to you?Not what?

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Who?

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Batman.

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Hi. It's static, isn't it?Yeah. Oh,

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man. I cannot believe I'm shaking hands

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with Robin the Boy Wonder. Let's

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skip the Boy Wonder stuff, huhI'm getting

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kind of old for it. See any clothing?

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Just his shoes. Lots of grease. Some

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metal shavings on the top or the bottom?

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Top. Which means he wasn't

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walking. They dragged him. Oh, yeah,

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obviously. This will help him recover

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from the Joker's gas. The

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Joker here in Dakota.

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Why did he hog Ty Ferret?And what's with

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that note missing you?He's bored. He

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needs an opponent who can measure up.

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Hey, I can measure up. Don't take it

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personally. Batman and Joker go way back.

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Can I help?Probably not.

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Is he always this grimly?Hey, he didn't

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say no.

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So after we busted his old game... We got

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a tip. He was coming here to form a new

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one. That's why he had all those

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metahumans with it. Is this where Ferret

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disappeared?Uh, yes, sir. Would you

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mind?Oh, yeah, of course. No sweat.

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Thank you. Uh,

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it's my pops. Here, use this.

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Come on, Pops. Just another half hour.

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Please. I'm hanging with the guys, that's

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all. I'm not far.

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I'm right under 30. I mean, right at 34th

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and Main. Just walking around. Yeah. I

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know it's late. OK, all right.

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I'll be there. Dang. I got to

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get home. So we gathered.

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Where are we?The old industrial district.

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It goes on for miles along the river. He

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could be anywhere. We need to find

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another lead.

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Wait, what about tomorrow?Where can we

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meet?We'll call you. Yeah, but

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what if I find out something?How do I

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contact you?Use this,

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but only if it's important. Understand?

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Important. Yes. See ya.

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Nice working with you.

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Nice working with you?How lame is that?

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Big time superhero has to go home to

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daddy.

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What's your beef, Kangor?The guy's

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smarter than Ebon and Hyde put together.

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I'm almost glad Ebon's in jail.

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Still don't trust him. Look what he did

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to Ferretman.

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Hey, Bigfoot, you almost hit me. Maybe

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next time you'll move. Maybe next time

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I'll broil me some kangaroo meat. Hey,

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hey, hey, hey, heyKnock it off. Bossman

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wants us to get this done. You don't want

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to make him mad, do you?

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How could he attract me here so soon?

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How?He who?Uncle Jay. The bat, that's

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who. Here in Dakota with his

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little bird boy. So what?It's

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five of us against three of them. Three?

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Oh, yes. Including that drippy dry

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cell static. Maybe we should hit them

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first. Shiv, old boy. You

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may have stumbled onto something. They

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don't know that we know they're here. And

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that is all the advantage we may

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need.

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Batman and Robin?How cool is that?

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Well, it would have been cooler if I had

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done at least one thing right last night.

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Hey, you got him to the industrial

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district, right?And we know that wherever

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Joker's hiding, there's grease and metal

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shavings. That narrows it down.

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Relax. Let me do some research on the

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internet. You do that. Meanwhile,

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I think I just found the best clue ofall.

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Talented Joker. is taking the bait.

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Time to call in the troops.

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Oh no, the bat gizmo's gone. This is

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not happening. Okay, okay, chill

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out. There's gotta be a way to signal

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'em.

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Uh, Bruce, there's something you should

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see. I guess we should be

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grateful he didn't use a loudspeaker.

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Where's the signal device I gave you?The

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battery must have gone... Actually,

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I kind of misplaced it. So what do you

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have?I saw Talon fly in there. You

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stay out here. HuhIn case anyone shows

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up. Oh, sure. Whatever you say.

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Static's big Batman adventure, waiting by

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the door.

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You hear anything?No.

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My point, exactly.

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It's an ambush.

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Fight

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still! Sweet dreams, back boy.

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You'll have to excuse my kids. They're so

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rambunctious lately.

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Should have brought a crossword puzzle or

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something.

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Hey!

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Richie. Come in, Rich. You having any

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luck?Still searching, bro. We just

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don't have enough info to zero in on the

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hideout. Well, now we got to find it.

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Joker just grabbed Batman and Robin. Oh,

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no. How did you get away?I didn't get

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away. They trapped me in a tunnel. I

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wasn't even worth capturing. However,

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they did manage to mortally wound your

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ego. Sorry, I'm just frustrated.

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I wanted to, I don't know, measure up.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait, waitBatman and

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Robin must have a communication system,

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right?Like our shot boxes?Sure. So

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if there's a way to send a radio signal,

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there's a way to track it.

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Okay, I'm inside. Shouldn't be too hard

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to figure out this thing.

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How do you make this thing stop?Uh,

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OK. Plan B?You see

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anything that looks like a tracking

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system?I can't even find a steering

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wheel. Richie,

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I think it heard me. Major coolness.

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OK, try this. Computer.

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Engage. Tracking device.

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How did you know how to do that?I watch a

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lot of sci-fi. Your turn.

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Computer, engage. Autopilot.

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Find Batman and Robert.

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It appears you've lost the home field

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advantage, Bassy boy. Whereas I

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had the foresight to hire the local

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all-star team.

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What's with the camera, Joker?I'm

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preserving fond memories of your

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demise, Batso. Something for me and the

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kids to watch when this green hair has

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turned to gray. You don't really

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think you're going to pull this off, do

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you?Yeah, I mean, considering your

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batting average. Pardon the expression.

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How droll. But since we're all anxious to

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get this over with...

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let's get this over with.

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You know how I love toys, Batman. Here's

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how this one works.

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You won't see that at the auto show.

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Let's go for a double header, shall we?

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Bye bye, birdies.

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What took you so long?Hey, I'm here,

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aren't I?

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Whoa! Oh, missed again! Whoa!

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You are getting closer.

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Oh, children, Uncle Joker needs

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you!

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Ooh, spot welding is not good for the

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complexion.

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Too bad it has to end this way, Robin.

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You and I are birds of a feather.

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I cannot tell you how many times I've

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heard that joke. I

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got dibs on the bat. Too late.

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ohh

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Please, Batman, help

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me. Gotcha!

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That looks fun. Let me try.

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Not bad.

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Well, it's been a real slice. Thanks,

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man. Anytime you want to hang together, I

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am there. Deal.

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Batman, I don't know what to say, except

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it was a thrill working with you. Any

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chance we could, you know, team up again?

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We'll see.

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Yes!